Look, everyone makes mistakes. Some people forget a gift… some people show up late… and some people, unfortunately, barf into a decorative plant on your birthday.
This card is for that last group.
A sincere apology wrapped in pure, unhinged honesty — delivered exactly how Hallmark never would.
Perfect for:
• Damage control
• Rebuilding trust with someone whose fern you violated
• Friends who appreciate brutal transparency
• Situations where you definitely could’ve texted… but didn’t
• Anyone with a sense of humor stronger than your stomach
Card features:
• Clean, innocent-looking typography that totally misleads them
• A confession no one sees coming
• Blank inside so you can explain yourself further (or run)
• Jay & Jay certified comedy + shame combo
Give this card to someone you care about.
Or at least someone whose plants you’ve already traumatized.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
