The holidays are stressful enough — sometimes you just need a little encouragement to embrace the chaos with confidence (and dairy). This Jay & Jay classic delivers exactly that.
Perfect for:
• Friends who make you nervous in the best way
• Holiday parties
• Coworkers who need a push
• Anyone whose family gatherings require “pre-gaming”
• People who treat eggnog like emotional support
Card features:
• Bold, festive typography with unapologetic holiday energy
• A two-step plan that really only has one step
• Blank inside (after the punchline) for whatever sincere or unhinged message you want to add
• Certified Jay & Jay questionable-decision-making fuel
Give it to someone who needs a laugh — or someone who absolutely shouldn’t be trusted with eggnog.
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
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